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nolongerachild) wrote2014-07-22 10:14 pm
nolongerachild) wrote2014-07-22 10:14 pm
1st Musou [Video/Action]
VIDEO
[The feed starts with... complete darkness, before the hand obstructing the view slides away. There's a guy lying on the floor, with a Rufflet on his head. He's wearing an almost unreadable expression, but some might be able to identify his gaze as belonging to someone very curious about whatever he was looking at. He grabs the gear.
...And brings it... right to his eye?! WHY.]
Is this what a magic mirror looks like...? I thought it would have more bronze... [With how he's referring to the gear as a 'magic mirror', he might just think of the video recording as his own reflection. Whoops?] But why a mirror be here? Especially the kinds that the 'Queen of Wa' might use-
[And his mutterings stop as he drops the gear- it leaves his hands and pan out to the room, revealing the technologically inept man getting pecked on the head by his Rufflet. If anyone can understand Pokémon speak- that's not what it is! That's not what it is!]
What is it now? [...] Oh, yes- I can't be distracted, I have to find a way out of here. [And right before he turns around and is about to accidentally stomp on his own gear, he picks it up.]
...You can stop pecking at my head now...
[The feed finally cuts out as the Rufflet flies down to stop the recording herself. What a great first impression to leave, Guan Xing.]
ACTION FOR GOLDENROD ROCKET BASE
[Before the broadcast is made, Guan Xing can be found wandering (read: running and rushing around incoherently) in the Goldenrod Rocket base. Guess who's a new recruit here? Fresh meat, everyone!
Except he's not really in a mood to talk, because he's ducking here and looking in that corner there and staring up the ceiling and-- is he looking for something? He's probably looking for something.
(This must be a dream, right? But how can he have a dream during the middle of battle...? Or was that battle a dream? Xing really hopes it is.) You may have the unfortunate luxury of being, ah, in the way as he's waltzing around frantically--
--aaand let's just say that he crashes really hard into people. Ouch.]
[The feed starts with... complete darkness, before the hand obstructing the view slides away. There's a guy lying on the floor, with a Rufflet on his head. He's wearing an almost unreadable expression, but some might be able to identify his gaze as belonging to someone very curious about whatever he was looking at. He grabs the gear.
...And brings it... right to his eye?! WHY.]
Is this what a magic mirror looks like...? I thought it would have more bronze... [With how he's referring to the gear as a 'magic mirror', he might just think of the video recording as his own reflection. Whoops?] But why a mirror be here? Especially the kinds that the 'Queen of Wa' might use-
[And his mutterings stop as he drops the gear- it leaves his hands and pan out to the room, revealing the technologically inept man getting pecked on the head by his Rufflet. If anyone can understand Pokémon speak- that's not what it is! That's not what it is!]
What is it now? [...] Oh, yes- I can't be distracted, I have to find a way out of here. [And right before he turns around and is about to accidentally stomp on his own gear, he picks it up.]
...You can stop pecking at my head now...
[The feed finally cuts out as the Rufflet flies down to stop the recording herself. What a great first impression to leave, Guan Xing.]
ACTION FOR GOLDENROD ROCKET BASE
[Before the broadcast is made, Guan Xing can be found wandering (read: running and rushing around incoherently) in the Goldenrod Rocket base. Guess who's a new recruit here? Fresh meat, everyone!
Except he's not really in a mood to talk, because he's ducking here and looking in that corner there and staring up the ceiling and-- is he looking for something? He's probably looking for something.
(This must be a dream, right? But how can he have a dream during the middle of battle...? Or was that battle a dream? Xing really hopes it is.) You may have the unfortunate luxury of being, ah, in the way as he's waltzing around frantically--
--aaand let's just say that he crashes really hard into people. Ouch.]
VIDEO
in a world where everything is miracles and nothing hurts count him in ]
. . . I like the way you think, dogg.
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...Thank you?
[But it's still strange.] What part of it, though? ...And is dogg a compliment here? [He doesn't think he was coming off very smart, so this guy probably isn't saying that in the 'your intellect is worth investing in' way.]
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[ since he's given it away— he leans forward, smile wide and relaxed. ]
Just callin' alls these miracles like I see 'em. Good to have a brother getting their spiritual fuckin' appreciation on with all the haps, yeah?
[ and— ]
Fuck yeah, dogg.
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SO HE'S JUST GOING TO PRETEND HE KNOWS WHAT GAMZEE IS SAYING through text, because it's hard to fake his voice now...]
Thank you. These all do seem to be miracles; the animals and this device alone is beyond anything I've seen before.
I would like the miracle of being able to return home soon, though.
let me know if you'd prefer normal text!
EvErYwHeRe YoU lOoK, mAn. ThEy'Re EvErYwHeRe.
LiKe, Ok. PoKeBaLlS, rIgHt?
HaHa WhAt ThE fUcK??
hOw Do ThEy GeT tHeIr SqUeEzE oN iN tHoSe LiTtLe FuCkErS??
iT's ThE mIrAcLeS.
AnD tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg SkYnOiSe, BrO!! wHeRe ThE fUcK dOeS tHaT cOmE fRoM???
tHiNk AbOuT iT, iT's So DaMn SpIrItUaL.
[ he can just go on about the miracles . . . ]
AnYtHiNg CaN hApPeN, bRoThEr.
JuSt KeEp It AlL tIgHt AnD cOmFy In YoUr PuMp BiScUiT aNd HaVe FaItH iN tHe MiRaClEs To CoMe.
it's okay-- how do you type that though omg
The skynoise? So you mean you can hear it as well? [HE LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING INSANE. THANKS, GAMZEE.
But yes-- mira...cles. Those have never fallen into his lap, and Xing hasn't managed to run after one successfully, either. Miracles sound like a child's dream. Being transported to a different world, though?
(He won't admit it, but he's never had faith in the people around him or himself. So why would he have faith in miracles now? The closest thing he can do is have faith in the fact that he'll return home. One day.)] I'll have faith. Thank you.
What is your name?
mIrAcLeS :o)
[ you are welcome yes believe in the miracles ]
HaHaH yEsSs.
ThAt'S tHe MoThErFuCkIn TiCkEt! :o) HoNk
NaMe'S gAmZeE, yO.
wHiLe It Be My TuRn To TyPe My PuRpLe FuCkIn T-nOiSe At YoUr BiTe-SiZeD hUsKsCrEeN . . .
WhO aM i AlL tAlKiNg To?
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My name is Guan Anguo. It's a pleasure to meet you.
By the way, is that typing intentional?
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and it never ceases to amaze him! ]
AwW.
PlEaSuRe'S aLl mInE tO mOtHeRfUcKiN fEeL :o)
yEp.
FeElS tHe BeSt AnD aLl NaTuRaL aNd ShIt WhEn I bE tYpInG mY pAn ThOuGhTs At YoU.
lIkE tHe RiGhT oNe WhEeL dEvIcE, mAn.
YoU dOn'T wAnT nO oThEr WhEn ThE mOtHeRfUcKeR cOmPlEtEs YoU.
i DoN't GoT oNe YeT, bUt I'm GoNnA.
i CaN fEeL iT.
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What's a 'pan thought'? [...And that's basically the only thing Xing can understand from that text.
Because. Is he saying that... he thinks they can be good friends? Yeah...???]
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LiKe UhHhHh
AiGhT, dOn'T yOu WoRrY yOuR sHiT, mAn.
I'm AlLs AbOuT bEiNg A-oK wItH cRoSs CuLtUrAl SeNsItIvItY aNd AlL tHaT jAzZ.
jUsT lEmMe GeT mY hElPiNg KiCkEd DoWn ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN sTaIrS aNd InTo GeAr . . .
[ lol like almost 20 minutes later ]
OkAy, So My PaN bE mY tHiNk PaN, yEaH?
tHaTs WhErE aLl YoUr ThInKiNg Up AnD cOmEs FrOm WhEn YoU gOt ThAt ThOuGhT uP sHiT wAiTiNg To HoNk ThE mOtHeRfUcK oUt YoUr HeAd AnD bE aLl "GoNnA bOuNcE mOtHeRfUcKeR", aNd It GoEs AnD lEaVeS sAiD hEaD aNd CoMeS oUt YoUr MoUtH.
Or YoUr FiNgErS.
NoW hOw ThAt WoRkS i GoT nO dAmN cLuE, bUt ShIt'S mOrE mAgIcAl ThAt WaY.
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But he's good at figuring things out, and breaking down the words one by one manages to get the idea clear.]
Oh, so the 'think pan' is the brain?
[Not very interested in everything else. lmao]
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YeAh, MaN.
tHaT :o)